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LITTLE BILLY BIO
AGE: 9
HOMETOWN: OKC
HEIGHT: 4' 9"(standing on my skateboard) WEIGHT: no idea, I broke the scale trying to see if my Dad's half-ton pick-up really weighed a half-ton
STATUS: YES LADIES, I AM SINGLE!!! Holla!!!
Music: Anything on KJ103...and Neil Diamond
Movies: I don't go to movies. I stand outside the exit and when people leave I say "what happened, what happened."
TV: Dancing With the Stars, Idol, Grey's (I know shhhh,) Raven, Lizzy, and Pimp My Ride because someday I am going to have the sweetest piece of machinery ever to sit on four gold 24 inch spinners and Halle Barry will call me begging to be her husband(in 9 years..do the math I'm only 9. Who do you think I am Ashton Kutcher or something.)
Books: Yeah right
Likes: Sooners and Cowboys (I'm a boy divided,) American Idol (I'm the next Bo Bice,) Hannah Montana (She will be mine, Oh yes, she will be mine,) school pizza, AND MESSING WITH ADULTS ON THE PHONE!!!
Dislikes: People that hang up on me (like modeling agencies, hair salons, travel agents, insurance agents, lawyers, fast food restaurants, hardware stores, etc, etc, etc,) and THE MAN FOR ALWAYS TRYING TO BRING US LITTLE GUYS DOWN.
Hobbies: Talking of the phone, Greys's Anatomy (I know...shhhhh,) Reality TV, pretty girls, and carrying around my skate board (I don't really skate, but I just carry it around so people think I do. Grown ups get REALLY NERVOUS around skaters.)
Vices: Chocolate, Funyuns, Root Beer, hiding my older brother's remote control, and posing in the bathroom mirror when nobody is watching (look out, I'm the next Hulk Hogan "LITTLE BROTHA.")
Virtues: Patience...do you know how many people I have to call before I can find one that won't hang up on a 9 year old just because he is a kid. What if I was a kid that wanted to spend money at their business and not just wasting their time on the phone???...I'm not, but what if I was???
Heroes: My Grandpa and Roy D Mercer
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